Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Rumsfeld, Kim Of North Korea Attacked And Mauled By Dogs
Los Angeles (USA), 28 November: Political Pet Toys has launched its new range of pet chew toys for Christmas. The brand new chew toys that have been added to the range includes Donald Rumsfeld, Karl Rove, Kim of North Korea and the president of Iran.
Political Pet Toys has received many e-mail requests from family members whose relatives are in the military and stationed in Iraq begging for a Donald Rumsfeld chew toy to be made, and other emails from democrats requesting a Karl Rove chew toy. For full effect, Kim of North Korea and the president of Iran are hugging the nuclear missiles they both have dearly wanted for so long.
The creator of Political Pet Toys, Anthony Russell, said today, "What was even more astonishing than how many e-mails we have been receiving over the last few months from family members of troops stationed in Iraq wanting a Rumsfeld chew toy, was how many e-mails we received after he was fired last week, with people begging us to make him so they could purchase the chew toy as a Christmas gift." Russell added, "We have also been receiving e-mails from the usual suspects who are democrats wanting a Karl Rove chew toy and republicans wanting Kim of North Korea and the president of Iran- so we really do try to accommodate all political persuasions at Political Pet Toys."
The pet ownership figures in US are huge with 62% of all US households owning at least one pet, which equates to a staggering 64.2 million homes. These figures indicate pet owners would be the biggest voting block in US today- aside from the number of households who have relatives in the military.
Although family members of soldiers, democrats and republicans will want their dogs to rip these toys to shreds, it is not possible in the literal sense, as each chew toy is made from a PVC-Rubber compound so as to be soft on the animals' gums and will last for years.
(EWORLDWIRE)
Political Pet Toys has received many e-mail requests from family members whose relatives are in the military and stationed in Iraq begging for a Donald Rumsfeld chew toy to be made, and other emails from democrats requesting a Karl Rove chew toy. For full effect, Kim of North Korea and the president of Iran are hugging the nuclear missiles they both have dearly wanted for so long.
The creator of Political Pet Toys, Anthony Russell, said today, "What was even more astonishing than how many e-mails we have been receiving over the last few months from family members of troops stationed in Iraq wanting a Rumsfeld chew toy, was how many e-mails we received after he was fired last week, with people begging us to make him so they could purchase the chew toy as a Christmas gift." Russell added, "We have also been receiving e-mails from the usual suspects who are democrats wanting a Karl Rove chew toy and republicans wanting Kim of North Korea and the president of Iran- so we really do try to accommodate all political persuasions at Political Pet Toys."
The pet ownership figures in US are huge with 62% of all US households owning at least one pet, which equates to a staggering 64.2 million homes. These figures indicate pet owners would be the biggest voting block in US today- aside from the number of households who have relatives in the military.
Although family members of soldiers, democrats and republicans will want their dogs to rip these toys to shreds, it is not possible in the literal sense, as each chew toy is made from a PVC-Rubber compound so as to be soft on the animals' gums and will last for years.
(EWORLDWIRE)
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